Sunday, April 16, 2006

Top Ten Lesser-Known Reasons to Travel In India

10-Lose ten pounds in just one month.

9-No one expects your clothes to be spotlessly clean.

8-In travel hotels, you can shower and use the toilet at the same time.

7-Free petting zoo every day, with sheep, goats, donkeys, cows and monkeys.

6-Eat western food guilt-free because it’s the only hygienic option.

5-Fart any time, anywhere. (Even if someone does notice, they’ll assume the smell is coming from the street.)

4-Have a swim in the river, cleanse your soul.

3-Blackouts provide a romantic atmosphere.

2-It’s easy to get up for early morning yoga when the whole town shuts down at ten PM.

1-If you don’t want to finish your dinner, there’s an actual child in India to give it to.

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